I Want My Life Back!
I think my life is a Mandela Effect. Hear me out on this. I think it makes sense. You've heard of Mandela Effects, I assume. The theory is that somehow the timeline has been corrupted and things we all remember are somehow different. For instance, Ed McMahon apparently never gave out checks for Publisher's Clearing House, and the Berenstein Bears/Berenstain Bears spelling controversy. I highly recommend typing Mandela Effect into Tiktok; I'll be here when you're back, and I apologize in advance for the rabbit hole I just sent you down. If you are familiar with my life even the slightest bit, I think you would agree that Mandela has been hanging out in my basement (if I even had one) for quite some time. I spent 15+ years subjected to vicious abuse, only to desperately reach out for help from a trusted medical professional. This "professional" - we will call them The Wolf - proceeded to use every bit of information I gave them regarding my abuse to manipulate ...